Any no talent hack can write Spurious things on Valentine's Day. Knowing most of our readers are suffering after-effects from all the Valentine celebrations it is with fond affection we note a few spurious things that have happened the day after Valentine's Day.
In Yaroslavl, Soviet Union, Comrade Marusya Orlov said, “Yes” to Comrade Arkady Moroz on Valentine's Day! The day after Valentines Day he submitted a plan to Vladimir Lenin whereby he would place a red star on the tallest structure in town so all communist would know it as the best place to honeymoon.
The day after Valentine's Day, Japan, 493A.D.
Village heartthrob, Buraban Tomukyatto sang a love ballad to the beautiful Yuki Akemi. When Buraban was finished Yuki said, “Every bird loves to hear himself sing.”
The day after Valentine's Day in 1924, Teddy Ford tried unsuccessfully to give Jenifer Clayton back the “be my Valentine puppy” she had given him the day before.
Parthena Bergere Bleue enjoyed walking all her cats (including Miss Toe Beans) every day after Valentines day.
In 1897 Ethel Truquer kidnapped the Château Dans L'Herbe's chocolatier and ate an entire tray of his famous Valentine Cygnes en chocolat. She was put in jail the day after Valentines day.
The day after Valentine's Day Odysseus realized he should have dated Bast, the Egyptian cat Goddess instead of the enchantress Circe.
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