As we bid adieu to 2018 the Spurious Nib would like to remind you to break all your mirrors just after midnight tonight.
Why? you ask.
On December 31, 1849 Janos Sohler suddenly woke to discover Father Time leaping through his mirror at the stroke of midnight! Upon reflection Sohler realized no one wants to relive everything from from the previous year. Therefore, he broke every mirror in the house so the Mr. Old Year would not return!