Spurious
Nib #92
Women
are 59% more likely to laugh at a man's jokes if they are lying in a
hammock.
Spurious
Ad Nibs
Hoven
Hardware & Tools
“Hats
off to the handyman!”
Dinkle
Hoven Proprietor
Spurious
Nib#19
Whales love Mel Tormé's music so much they nicknamed him the velvet dolphin!
Spurious
Nib#46
In
1935 Boris & Satchia Nyetcovitch, conjoined twins, performed
their famous tribute to the United Soviet Socialist Republic for
Joseph Stalin by wearing a head band around both their heads while
singing,
“Joseph
Stalin was a man. Yes a big man.
With
an eye like an grizzly and as tall as a mountain was he.
Joseph
Stalin was a man. Yes a big man.
He
was brave, he was fearless and as tough as a bar of steel.
From
the military cap on the top of ol Joe to the heel of his military
shoe
The
rippin'est roarin'est fightin'est man the U-S-S-R ever knew.
Joseph
Stalin was a man. Yes a big man.
And
he fought the enemies of the people to make Mother Russia free from
the west.”
Spurious
Nib#65
John P. Handy was so
cheap he only read the newspaper over someone else's shoulder.
