The Spurious Nib

Volume 18

Spurious Nib#63

Wheel wright Ben Morris loved to pull a fast one on his apprentices by telling them to, "put a little air in that wheel."

Spurious Nib#91

Mortimer Diller spent three weeks organizing his eschatology notes on Dispensationalism when he suddenly fell asleep. Upon waking  he discovered his notes had disappeared.

Spurious Nib#22

Egyptian twin sisters, Tuya and Baktwerel, were the top-billed song and dance act in Memphis, Egypt for six straight years starting in 2225 BCE










Spurious Nib#30

The 7th century monk, Mellin and fellow cleric Herald were sent on a quest to locate Par Bar in Palestine. This was penance for fishing with Father Higby's favorite bamboo fishing rod. The Brothers agreed that the taste of fresh brown trout caught with said tackle was worth every savory bite.
(1Chron26:18KJV)

Trees Moving West

Just saw this msn weather headline and had to answer the question, 
"Why are the trees moving west?"


Duh! The Ents are looking for their wives.