Or, "So long 2020!"
Happy New Year from The Spurious Nib.
As we end the year you all are wondering, “Whatever happened to Penelope and her brother Walter?” At the end of 1832 Penelope Just resolved to read the entire Bible in the new year. Then in a stunning turn of events Walter began reading his bible and was determined to race ahead and finish by November. Well Walter did not factor in Summer time and his love of noodling catfish.
And so our intrepid sports reporter, Hammond Headley, reports Penelope handily finished reading Revelation 22:21 on December 31, 1833.Unfortunately, Walter only made it to Obadiah 1:3.