Monday, February 17, 2020

The Spurious Nib President’s Day

It is true, President Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms (22nd & 24th). What you will never learn is how Cleveland really beat Benjamin Harrison the 23rd President of the United States.

Cleveland's mockingbird, Moocher, flew into Harrison’s White House bedroom window every night and whispered, "More tariffs, more tariffs." Thus Moocher ensured Grover Cleveland's unprecedented win over President Harrison!