On
November 11, 1620 a small band of Religious Separatists along with the Crew of
the Mayflower signed a Social Compact to “maintain order and establish a civil
society.”1
Our
merry band of spurious reporters have uncovered a sub-clause in the Social
Contract that allows relatives to “talk turkey and politics whilst
standing on one foot, and facing England, the said opinion shall be sung to the tune of, "Mein G'müt ist mir
verwirret" ("Confused are all my feelings")2
HAPPY
THANKSGIVING!
