The Spurious
Nib
Volume 11
Spurious
Nib #21
Records indicate in Connecticut, 1897, Miss Beatrice Wentworth set the first state record for circumambulating
her English hound, “Freddy” for ten minutes and 32 seconds.
Keep
your beard healthful & smooth.
Look
for Zaqan’s Royal Beard Oil in the cobalt blue bottle!
Spurious
Nib #18
The
ancient Egyptians loved playing volleyball!
Spurious Nib #947
In 1912 Billy Buskey lost his right shoe; size 32D. And boy, oh boy was he mad!
Spurious
Nib #67
Vitriol,
Tennessee: Reports indicate that Luther Ironmonger was discovered running
through the streets yelling, “gitch-yer-gotchies, gitch-yer-gotchies”
repeatedly Thursday morning after he was harassed by his neighbors who
discovered he wears union suits.
Spurious Nib #89
The word conflation is Old French meaning, “a crook who steals balloons
from children.”
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