It is with great pleasure that I present to you, Dear Reader, excerpts from past editions of The Spurious Nib.

Sincerely,

Dusty “Nibs” Japes

S. B. s’ Archivist.

The Spurious Nib

Volume 6

Missing - one large shoe, right shoe; size 32D. Contact Billy Buskey, 201 Trotters St. Apt.#8, Sandusky, Ohio

Spurious Nib #42

 

The 1920 version of Frosty included a scene where

Sally Singleton’s cousin Jeanette Blyth (inset)

strangles the snowman after he predicts Wham!'s

'Last Christmas' would still be played 32 years

after it was released.

A Real Show Stopper!

Soprano Viola Zippler made quite an amazing impression in the Fortune Theatre Tuesday evening. The queen of vaudeville’s Shoe Box circuit was in top form as she belted out our favorite patriotic melodies including the, “Army Calvary Cake Walk.” The finale of Zippler’s act places her in a cannon-Champaign bottle. You won’t be disappointed at the heights she attains!

Spurious Nib #61

 

In 1951 Dr. Lucius M. Flemhorn (noted History professor and Genealogy expert) upon discovering he was not a doctor and his name was not Lucius M. Flemhorn removed his smoking jacket, set down his pipe and began wearing Dickies.

Spurious Nib #12

In 1912 Mr. Nord H. Blushingham tripped over a size 32D shoe. Upon recovering his senses he hobbled off in fear of meeting said shoe owner.