Mother Of The Year

Spurious Nib #28

On March 12, 1897 Mrs. Henrietta received the trophy for Mother Of The Year after playing peek-a-boo with her 18 month old son Walter for 1 hour, 9 minutes and 19 seconds!

One decade later the tradition of awarding a mother for playing peek-a-boo came to an abrupt halt when it was discovered that mothers had, in reality, been taking naps.

Kaiser-Piraten

Spurious Nib#43

Kaiser Wilhelm II so yearned to be a pirate he had his dead parrot Freddy taxidermied and affixed to his pickelhaube.

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Volume 15

Spurious Nib#19

On this day in 1953 the Crumbly twins, Robert and Carl, celebrated the 40^th anniversary of the first time they fought over a toy car.

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Please Note: This month’s Spurious Nib Lecture Series will continue to be held at the L’homme Parle Hall located at the south end of Boleslao University on the 23rd at 7:30pm. Kevin Rathbone will be discussing his cousin’s fame in a lecture entitled, “Smells like Basil.”

Spurious Nib#175

In 1600 BCE, an Egyptian army general named Askahowatress died suddenly during the Tutankhamun Gators v.s. the Ishtar Stars International Volley Ball Championships. Because the family could not afford a proper burial Askahowatress’s wife Muriel restored a used sarcophagus near the Valley of the Kings. “It wasn’t the neighborhood we wanted but after looking at three different tombs with the Scottenaten brothers we knew they could get us the passage to the underworld on a budget and still have all the amenities we were wanting,” Said Muriel.

Spurious Nib#62

General Dieter Gerhard Sigwalt was the first official winner of the Zaqan’s Royal Beard Oil Excellent Beard award.

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Volume 70

Spurious Nib #77

Obscure historic story:

Japan’s first attempt to invade America took place in 1901. The plot involved kittens being smuggled into the United States inside Dr. Thomas Electric Oil boxes. The Japanese failed take into account the shipment of yarn that would accompany the kitten’s voyage. By the time the Ship docked in San Francisco the term, “cats in the cradle” officially entered the American English lexicon.

Spurious Nib#121

“Lost In Translation”

The Russian Tsar, Nicholas II, last Emperor of Russia, was disappointed to discover the cotton gin did not produce alcohol. Unfortunately the Duma bought and distributed forty-three Cotton Gins before they realized their mistake. The result caused a riot which eventually led to the Bolsheviks rise in power.

Spurious Ad Nib #34

Miter Chairs, “Experience the exhilaration of siting like the very first time!”

People sit in many ways and in many places. Mrs. Nettie Pitts and her husband Nemo of 53 Front St. Wayne, Michigan enjoy sitting under trees for shade. “Nemo and I enjoy our new Miter Shade Chairs. What an amazing experience!”

Don’t get carried away by our rock bottom pricesat this month’s inventory clearance sale!

Spurious Nib #04

Hornsby Mothbottom’s pen name was “William Blake.”

Spurious Nib #134

On this date in history President Wilson re-enacted George Washington chopping down a cherry tree.

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Volume 3

Spurious Nib#6


In 1854 after listening to the latest Stephen C. Foster’s ‘Jeanie With the Light Brown Hair’ Dilworth Butterfield became so enraged by the new American music style he forged a large ax and hacked his square piano to splinters.

Spurious Nib#51

In 1875 The Round Prairie Witness gave a tidbit about one prospector, Paddy O’Deary, who was wandering central Minnesota looking for Fairy Stones: “O’ Deary’s mule’s name is Colleen.”
(And be sure to look for the Spurious Nib’s Special Edition - A Nod to St. Patrick’s Day.)

Spurious Spotlight On Business

 (Editor’s note: We sat down with business man, Mr. Walter Miter.)

Walter Miter is the owner of Miter Chairs. His spouse, Judith and five children live in Wayne, Michigan.
“Mr. Miter, what spurred you into the Chair making business?”
“I have done a lot of sitting. I sit on many things, in many places. Why just yesterday, I found myself sitting on a stool in one of our fine watering holes. I remember a moment early in life being afraid of sitting. I was about sixteen months old, holding onto my dear mother’s hands. I felt wobbly. And suddenly whomp! I was sitting on the floor. The whole experience was quite invigorating. I wanted to recreate that same exhilaration for others. This whole sitting thing is close to my heart.”
“What was the next step so to speak?”
“When I was ten I began keeping a diary of chairs and seating. I observed that people sit in many ways and in many places. People sit at tables for instance or out of doors under trees for shade.”
At this point in the interview Miter showed us one of his many early journals. Indeed it was chalk full of diagrams and notes about sitting and chair inventions.
Walter Miter is one of the area’s largest manufacturers of furniture.