Spurious Nib

Volume 15

Spurious Nib#19

On this day in 1953 the Crumbly twins, Robert and Carl, celebrated the 40^th anniversary of the first time they fought over a toy car.

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Please Note: This month’s Spurious Nib Lecture Series will continue to be held at the L’homme Parle Hall located at the south end of Boleslao University on the 23rd at 7:30pm. Kevin Rathbone will be discussing his cousin’s fame in a lecture entitled, “Smells like Basil.”

Spurious Nib#175

In 1600 BCE, an Egyptian army general named Askahowatress died suddenly during the Tutankhamun Gators v.s. the Ishtar Stars International Volley Ball Championships. Because the family could not afford a proper burial Askahowatress’s wife Muriel restored a used sarcophagus near the Valley of the Kings. “It wasn’t the neighborhood we wanted but after looking at three different tombs with the Scottenaten brothers we knew they could get us the passage to the underworld on a budget and still have all the amenities we were wanting,” Said Muriel.

Spurious Nib#62

General Dieter Gerhard Sigwalt was the first official winner of the Zaqan’s Royal Beard Oil Excellent Beard award.