Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Spurious July 4th History Part 1

The Soviet Union's Alexander Petrolkaf spent the enire month of July, 1923 searching for freedom in his cherry tree. On July 31st Comrade Petroklaf discovered gravity.


July 4, 1788 
Benjamin Franklin's trained his pet eagle to sled across James Madison's lawn. Madison shouted to Franklin,
"The power to fly, including the power of sledding the lawn of presidents, is fully and exclusively vested in the eagle!"





Mini Englander loved Liberty so much she could be found in deep conversations with the Liberty Bell each day at three-o-clock in the afternoon!

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