Here are some touching scenes from the Spurious Archives.
On this day in 1887 Hamash Zaqan gave his son, Fertootst the secret formula for Zaqan’s Royal Beard Oil (It comes in the cobalt blue bottle!).
By the way, Fertootst Zaqan’s son, Carlyle would open the first Chinese restaurant in Miami on Father's Day in 1916.
Every Father's Day in Babylon, Dakuri played toss the double daggers with his son, Zaidu.
Soviet fathers taught their children that eating the crust of bread would make them stronger than the evil Amerikanski capitalists.
Famous clipper ship builder Austin Hills once asked his sons for a cup of coffee on Father's Day. They were so obedient that they started a coffee company just so the old man would always have a cup of coffee!
Pilgrim Wrestling Tinker taught his three year old son to snap his fingers on Father's Day 1605.
And a bit of ironic Spurious History: Melvin Kranski was voted
"Best Clown Daddy" in the Ohio State Penitentiary on Father's Day 1935.
Happy Father's Day!
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