Spurious Wisdom!

Many of our readers have been sending in letters asking, "Who is your Foreign Correspondent?" Other long time readers of the Spurious Nib are asking, "Where is my coffee?" We can not help you with this second query. 
But the Spurious Nib can tell you Mr. Ja Sam Budala is our Foreign Correspondent. 'Scoop' Budala, as we affectionately call him, hails from Bosnia. Ja Sam Budala's wisdom made him a shoe-in for the job. 
You may be asking, "Just what did he say during that interview?" 

"It's not what you know but hookah you know!"

Ja Sam Budala