Thursday, March 23, 2017

The Spurious Nib Volume 12

Spurious Nib #92
Women are 59% more likely to laugh at a man's jokes if they are lying in a hammock.



Spurious Ad Nibs
Hoven Hardware & Tools
Hats off to the handyman!”
Dinkle Hoven Proprietor 



Spurious Nib#19
Whales love Mel Tormé's music so much they nicknamed him the velvet dolphin!




Spurious Nib#46

In 1935 Boris & Satchia Nyetcovitch, conjoined twins, performed their famous tribute to the United Soviet Socialist Republic for Joseph Stalin by wearing a head band around both their heads while singing,
Joseph Stalin was a man. Yes a big man.
With an eye like an grizzly and as tall as a mountain was he.
Joseph Stalin was a man. Yes a big man.
He was brave, he was fearless and as tough as a bar of steel.
From the military cap on the top of ol Joe to the heel of his military shoe
The rippin'est roarin'est fightin'est man the U-S-S-R ever knew.
Joseph Stalin was a man. Yes a big man.
And he fought the enemies of the people to make Mother Russia free from the west.”



Spurious Nib#65
John P. Handy was so cheap he only read the newspaper over someone else's shoulder.

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