Saturday, June 17, 2017

Happy Spurious Father's Day!

Spurious Nib #151



It is true that Charlie Chan, famous Hawaiian detective had 14 children. A spurious rumor maintains that every Father's Day Chan's offspring would randomly switch places with various neighbor children to see how long it would take the great detective to discover which ones were really his!









Spurious Nib #79
Every Father's Day, Robert L. Billingsly shares his life stories with his beloved wife and children through the magic of shadow puppetry. When "Pops" was done the whole family joined in a rousing rendition of Remember When You Were a Kid? (The Faygo 'Boat' Song).




Spurious Nib #214

Infamous outlaw James McKinney held up his dear, old, father every Father's Day starting when he James was ten years old.











Spurious Nib #486

Amateur opera singer and itinerant bric-a-brac salesman Arthur Schwenck taught his unborn child the lyrics to Gilbert & Sullivan's, Modern Major General (from the Pirates of the Penzance). Upon birth little Stanley could sing it flawlessly.

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