Volume 4
Spurious Nib#45
Failed jockey, Horace, “Lil' Joe” Nuesome trained his dog, Hank, to sing every tune from Rodgers & Hammerstein's Oklahoma!
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Spurious Nib#102
In December, 1839 the Buckingham Palace Cats sent out invitations to Queen Victoria's wedding.
Spurious Nib News from around the earth.
Kenosha, Wisconsin
Sarah P. Needles, Reporter
Parthena Bergere Bleue once again has had wondrous, ethereal visions. “My mind's eye wandered about the future when suddenly my senses were overwhelmed. I found myself in a dance hall of sorts. Parts of the floor would light in wondrous colors. The sprite-lighted floor (Parthena's description) lit, there was a sudden cacophony of sounds, and suddenly the figure standing on it began to jump and turn about.”
At this point of the interview Mrs. Bleue was too overcome to continue, so shocking to her fragile state she called out, “O, the sprites leap'n about the floor! Tis a truly terrible future.” Her voice trailed off at this point. Fortunately before we began the interview, Prognosticator Parthena enlisted the aid of her son Morgan to demonstrate a sprite floor covering.
Pictured: Miss Parthena shows off the futuristic dance item to her husband, Shoebox Phil, famed hobo and magician Phil Bleue & their son, Morgan.
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