Volume 14
Spurious Nib #68
German pugilist, Holzerei Kampf, known as the Big Strudel, once challenged English, heavy weight champion, Henry Alger Arthur to box on the Rhein. After the Big Strudel taunted Arthur, “ das ist mein Schnitzel,” Arthur agreed to fight.
Spurious Nib #38
Billy Buskey, local hero, and shoe tycoon, had one failed invention. After his pet duck’s feet were found froze into the birdbath Billy invented 'Doots'. These were specifically made boots that kept his pet duck Randy's feet warm.
Spurious Nib #102
Raisin Boy!
Gustav Sinclair's family was so wealthy that they indulged his obsession with raisins by giving him a raisin bread bed and matching pillow.
Spurious Nib #56
In 1920 the Dyspepsia Publishing Company began printing, The Journal of Random Responses for Introverts.
Spurious Nib #7
In 958AD Garrick Dimmock started beating a drum all day. Garrick would not work. Garrick would not play. Garrick only wanted to beat the drum all day.
One day early in 959AD Garrick Dimmock's entire village voted to take away his drum.
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